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Friday, September 28, 2007

Mr. Romulo Neri, The TonGuE is Pissed.



Tongue’s Wrath:

1. If ZTE were to propose anew for a backbone project today, I would personally endorse it

… if they will install it to Romulo Neri!

2. Neri was over-rated, conceited, and stupid. How could he have concluded 200 MILLION when Abalos offered him, “Sec, may 200 ka dito”.

Judging by what we saw in the Senate hearing, 200 pesos would be a safer estimate of his "strategic value".

3. A word of advice to Chairman Romulo Neri:

If you were to live your life over again, DON’T DO IT!

4. A second word of advice to Chairman Romulo Neri:

If you were to live your life over again, DO IT OVERSEAS!

5. A final word of advice to Chairman Romulo Neri:

If you were to live your life over again, END THIS ONE FIRST! The gun is in the top drawer.

6. Now I know the reason why he doesn’t have children: he learned from his parents’ mistake!

7. By the way, Romy, were your parents siblings?

8. Is it true, Romy, that when you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you? What happened? Did the gunman ask for too much?

9. I saw that the pressure on you last Wednesday made your health situation get worse. Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable… like, a coma?

10. The other day, Romy, our brother-Eagles were mighty proud and confident you would do the right thing. Hours later, we discovered the reason why some animals eat their own children. Your former classmate and barkada, Edjop, must be turning in his grave.

In the next homecoming party, you’ll be about as welcome as a fart in a phone booth.

11. Look at his picture! Last time I saw a face like that, it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge.

12. More animal facts: A cockroach, without its head, can live for nine days before starving to death. Romy: Seven days (it’s Friday today) to go, and counting.

13. Mr. Neri you are one big disappointment. Many are now calling you “spineless”, a “bat”, a “rat”, a “buzzard”, a “chicken”, a “fag”, a “wimp”, and many more.

I would have simply called you an IDIOT but it would be an insult to all the stupid people!

9 Comments:

At 9:28 PM, September 28, 2007, Blogger mschumey07 said...

If there's anyone who needs a backbone, its this spineless piece of sh*t.

 
At 4:49 AM, September 29, 2007, Blogger Manila Bay Watch said...

Agree!

 
At 6:10 AM, September 29, 2007, Blogger Tongue's Wrath said...

NBN = New Backbone for Neri

I'll BOT this project for free!

 
At 7:54 AM, September 29, 2007, Blogger Manila Bay Watch said...

This picture of Neri will be the most circulate pic of the real Neri on cyberspace.

Heh!

 
At 8:24 AM, September 29, 2007, Anonymous chi said...

Neri, another sentient being in the palm of Gloria!

 
At 5:53 PM, September 29, 2007, Blogger Ellen said...

Tongue, wow! ang tindi. He desrves it for being a party to the degradation of this country.

 
At 11:47 AM, September 30, 2007, Blogger baycas2 said...

Heard nary a sound of dishonesty
Nary a whimper of untruthfulness
But what’s obvious in then Secretary Neri…
Nary a sign of bravery to go all the way and confess!

 
At 12:07 AM, October 01, 2007, Blogger Tongue's Wrath said...

Anna,
I hope this blog entry will make it as "The Most Circulated Insults Against a Government Official" on cyberspace!
*****
Chi,
Yeah! The same as the one she uses to wipe her ass with.

(Welcome!)
*****
Ellen.
Yes, every word of it. He had that rare opportunity and he squandered it! He may be given the same chance if Abalos does get impeached, and the only way to redeem himself and reagain his self-respect from all these contempt is by telling the complete, unvarnished truth.

Executive privilege, my ass! What can be more important than the truth?
*****
baycas2,
"Coward" has just been given a new synonym: N-E-R-I, all caps.

(Welcome! Long time, no hear)

 
At 4:54 AM, October 01, 2007, Anonymous chi said...

Yan ang gusto ko sa 'yo, ang bilis mo. heheh!

 

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