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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

It's a Moro-Moro, you Morons!

UPDATE 8.20.2008 3:05PM
 
The raw footage of the little girl's infamous temper can be seen in YouTube (Hat tip to Uniffors.com)
 

 
 

Assperon's appointment to the Peace portfolio was suspect way back. I had this crazy hunch that something sinister was in the works, what with this war monger and his girlfriend trying to perpetrate their giyera-giyerahan using the poor foot soldiers as their sacrificial lambs. Not to mention the Ass was then joiningDocument found in Josefa Apartments (Photo courtesy of historycommons.org) Gen. Boogie Mendoza, a former Razon protege, and an "acclaimed anti-terrorist expert" (it just happened that a fire of suspicious origin, "suspicious" at least to the instinctive Policewoman Aida Fariscal, gave away "Operation Bojinka" in an Al-Qaeda bomb-making makeshift lab in Ermita leading to the arrests of Murad and '93 WTC Bomber Youzef).

On the other side of the fence, a separatist front of freedom fighters on Mondays, Abu Sayyaf kidnappers on Tuesdays, Jemaah Islamiya trainees on Wednesdays, lost command on Thursdays, devout Muslims on Fridays, and plain farmers and merchants on weekends. Overseen by their provisions suppliers from Malaysia.

Now what do we have? A highly volatile cocktail made up of an administration struggling for perpetual survival, high-profile GWOT freaks looking for an opportunity to expand their military control and a wayward army of bandits all of them intelligent enough to know that peace was doomed in the first place but insist that they might just be able to pull it through. We did not order them. Sino kaya nag-order? Hmmm...(Photo courtesy of abs-cbnnews.com)

No, Gloria didn't plan to dismember the country via the MOA-AD, she knows it's unconstitutional, luckily, the legit opposition saw through her, she even had to use her allies to petition for a TRO which her SC appointees readily obliged to. She was expecting widespread retaliation but the MILF hierarchy surprisingly held back, her emergency rule cannot be imposed! No martial law, no chacha either. Doom! The Ass' loyal generals immediately had to scramble for the "Lost Commanders" Kato and Bravo who have been burning villages left and right in the past yet no sincere effort to bring them to justice was ever taken (You now have an idea why Kabalu insists these commanders were not ordered by MILF to do so). They needed them to jump start this stage of the war to put Plan B into action. Funny but Eid Kabalu hasn't announced an all-out offensive yet. Nor has Puno and Teodoro. Who wants to really finish the war after all? Even Misuari's MNLF are now wearing their old uniforms to defend their own territory. Against whom? The gov't? MILF? Or the Lost Command?There, Babe. You're lookin' good! (photo from dailylife.com)

Gloria's "Defend every inch of the territory" spiel was predictably looking for just the right moment to be announced so she blew her top after finding out her staff had not even prepared the teleprompter.

I suggest you stock up on the popcorn. I have not heard it in Beijing, maybe it was spoken in Mandarin, but this Mindanao spectacle, some call it moro-moro, is about to be officially opened.

Let the games begin.
 

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